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seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

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"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

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imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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Lmao no chill


Lmao no chill

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rad dad

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♪ From Indianapolis to Vietnam, ain’t a woman in the world that’s beautiful like my mom ♪

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